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Old 08-12-2017, 11:03 PM   #1
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Default Seagull rips off manís testicle as he sunbathes naked

A rogue seagull ripped off a manís right testicle as he sunbathed naked in his back garden, it has emerged.

Experts say the fearsome bird mistook the manís exposed privates as a couple of birds eggs and dropped in for a tasty snack.

As the man Ė who has not been named Ė dozed on his patio in his detached home near Ipswich, the seagull swooped from the sky, and with one bite of its beak ripped away the right testicle.

He woke screaming in agony, and saw the bird flying away with one of his Ďcrown jewelsí wedged in its yellow beak.

http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/
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Old 08-12-2017, 11:58 PM   #2
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Fla again?
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Old 08-13-2017, 12:05 AM   #3
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Gulls love nuts
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Old 08-13-2017, 12:40 AM   #4
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Old 08-13-2017, 08:28 AM   #5
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That seagull must be embarassed
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Ah...Suffolk Gazette...great satire website
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Old 08-13-2017, 10:26 AM   #7
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I like their warning at the bottom of the page -

NO STEALING!

All material, unless otherwise stated, is copyright the Suffolk Gazette (2017). Our lawyers are watching - although probably from the pub, so you'll possibly get away with it.
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Old 08-13-2017, 04:42 PM   #8
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Beach oysters!!!
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That's nuts!
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Ballsy move by the seagull.
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