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Old 07-10-2018, 09:20 AM   #1
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Old 07-10-2018, 12:41 PM   #2
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Old 07-10-2018, 12:51 PM   #3
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I generally don't.

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How do you wipe sitting down? Lmao
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Who wipes standing up?
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Who wipes standing up?
Well, I thought all guys did. Ofcourse I've never witnessed a man wiping. Lol..I suppose the TP over or under thread is coming next.
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Well, I thought all guys did. Ofcourse I've never witnessed a man wiping. Lol..I suppose the TP over or under thread is coming next.
No I did that one a few years ago.


Seriously though I never even knew people actually stood up to wipe until I was like 25 or so. Nothing about that seems like it would be a good idea.
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Let's anal.....yze this: If you are sitting down it seems it would be hard to get your hand in between your legs to wipe otherwise your pants have to be down around your ankles to spread your knees far enough apart to get your hand underneath. And how do you keep your hand from hitting the water or worse yet the pile of poop you just left. Plus you can only wipe in one direction getting that brown sweetness all on your dangling balls. You can lean over to one side lifting a leg which seems very uncomfortable but you could wipe in both directions but just awkward. Now I know why people have to wash their hands after going.

Standing up, you can hold your pants up with your knees, wipe both directions, no muss no fuss. You do have to bend forward and spread the cheeks, which most stalls and home bathrooms give you the space to ac...commode..date. Much better.

My question is; my wife will go through a roll in two days. It takes me a month to use a whole roll. What's up with that?
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Let's anal.....yze this: If you are sitting down it seems it would be hard to get your hand in between your legs to wipe otherwise your pants have to be down around your ankles to spread your knees far enough apart to get your hand underneath. And how do you keep your hand from hitting the water or worse yet the pile of poop you just left. Plus you can only wipe in one direction getting that brown sweetness all on your dangling balls. You can lean over to one side lifting a leg which seems very uncomfortable but you could wipe in both directions but just awkward. Now I know why people have to wash their hands after going.

Standing up, you can hold your pants up with your knees, wipe both directions, no muss no fuss. You do have to bend forward and spread the cheeks, which most stalls and home bathrooms give you the space to ac...commode..date. Much better.

My question is; my wife will go through a roll in two days. It takes me a month to use a whole roll. What's up with that?


I can't speak for everyone, but I do the lean to one side deal. It isn't even remotely uncomfortable. The cheeks are spread for easy access, and the hand never comes close to the water or freshly pinched loaf. Standing seems like it would be messy, because the cheeks, which were previously spread apart, are now together thus mashing and spreading the poo.


As for the women thing. I don't know man. My wife does the same thing. To make matters worse, she will completely use up every square of TP in the house and not say a damn word to anyone. I wised up and created myself a secret compartment in the bathroom with a hold out roll for emergencies. She knows I have it, but she has no idea where it is. This is a secret I must take to the grave, else she'll bogart that roll too.
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I can't speak for everyone, but I do the lean to one side deal. It isn't even remotely uncomfortable. The cheeks are spread for easy access, and the hand never comes close to the water or freshly pinched loaf. Standing seems like it would be messy, because the cheeks, which were previously spread apart, are now together thus mashing and spreading the poo.


As for the women thing. I don't know man. My wife does the same thing. To make matters worse, she will completely use up every square of TP in the house and not say a damn word to anyone. I wised up and created myself a secret compartment in the bathroom with a hold out roll for emergencies. She knows I have it, but she has no idea where it is. This is a secret I must take to the grave, else she'll bogart that roll too.


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Old 07-18-2018, 07:34 AM   #13
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Lean to one side and wipe sitting down. Didn;t even know there were different methods.
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Another question: fold the TP or bunch it up before wiping?
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