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Old 10-25-2017, 10:58 PM   #1
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Here's one not for the squeamish, from South Korea: A semi-cooked squid inseminated a woman's mouth, according to a paper published in the Journal of Parasitology. After experiencing "severe pain in her oral cavity" when she bit into her seafood, the woman spat out her meal, but continued to feel a lingering "pricking" sensation.

Doctors found that the 63-year-old woman had "small, white spindle-shaped bug-like organisms" lodged in the mucous membrane of her tongue, cheek and gums.

Despite having been boiled, the dead squid's live spermatophores, or sperm sacks, were alive and penetrated the woman's mouth. The sacks, which contain ejaculatory devices, forcefully release sperm and a "cement" that attaches the sperm to a wall.

Not to worry, calamari lovers. Most Western-world squid preparation removes the squid's internal organs, leaving only its muscle for eaters to enjoy, according to Danna Staaf, who writes the blog Squid a Day, published on Science 2.0.
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So the squid are in first grade already?
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So the squid are in first grade already?
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Only if she would have been impregnated
You reminded me of a quote from my middle school gym teacher who used to say, “You can’t get a mouth pregnant.”
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I bet she would still be living if she swallowed.
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Wait a minute. I have seen this movie before.
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i only have to read the title and i guess yanceys posts every time.
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i had a joke about raping our oceans and calamari karma, but i thought it would be in poor taste.
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Disgusting but I dig the yakitori grill in the pic!
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