Spurticus....need your help.

[Berry]

[Cocklover]

so hopefully the ones that didn't see the first pic can see the 2nd pic and the ones that saw the 1st pic won't see the 2nd pic....hahahaha!

[BobbyLang14]

not seing anything but the dreaded "X"

[Hog]

Originally Posted by ACPhilson

I know. Freak of nature that thing in my yard is. I think he ate my lawn mower, because I cant find it anymore.

Since you're so close to the stadium I was gonna ask if I could stay with you for the Razorback game next season. F**K THAT!!!!! I ain't going no where near your house.

[lencho30]

HOLY!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!! You weren't SH*TTIN when you said that thing looked like the anaconda movie!

[Hog]

I'm sorry y'all but if I had walked up on that thing in my yard. After getting over my heart attack and cleaning my pants, that would have been a dead mo fo.

[Spurticus]

AC.... If you can't get any help from DNR or The Riverbanks Zoo,
Look up the number and call The Savannah River Project in Aiken SC.
It's one of the world's largest sites for studying Reptile and Anphibian
species. I'm Positive they would come and get it out of your yard without
Killing it.

[Cocklover]

I showed someone here at work and he asked if that was really real?? haha...i said he's got about 5 pics of this thing....

[Hog]

Originally Posted by Spurticus

AC.... If you can't get any help from DNR or The Riverbanks Zoo,
Look up the number and call The Savannah River Project in Aiken SC.
It's one of the world's largest sites for studying Reptile and Anphibian
species.

And if that don't help, go to the nearest gun store and buy a 12 guage shotgun with double aught buckshot.

[Spurticus]

Originally Posted by Hog

I'm sorry y'all but if I had walked up on that thing in my yard. After getting over my heart attack and cleaning my pants, that would have been a dead mo fo.

Killing it would be understandable. If I had small kids in my house, and I
couldn't get anyone to come remove it, I'd kill it myself as a last resort.
As much as I think this is Cool As Hell, it's also extremely dangerous to
have something like that around your house alive and not know where
it's hiding, or when it will strike. If you can have people who know what
they're doing come and remove it, that's the best solution, but if everyone
basically leaves it up to you, and refuses to help..... SNAKE, Meet
My Friend Mr Remington

[ACPhilson]

Originally Posted by PageUSC

Call DNR.

Just called DNR, they dont do snakes. Told me to shoot it or call the zoo.

Sigh.

[lencho30]

You got to let us know what happens!

[ACPhilson]

Originally Posted by Hog

Since you're so close to the stadium I was gonna ask if I could stay with you for the Razorback game next season. F**K THAT!!!!! I ain't going no where near your house.

Just bring some HOG with ya, we can feed the snake that, you will be safe, will drink some kobeers as he eats the suey...

[Hog]

Originally Posted by Spurticus

Killing it would be understandable. If I had small kids in my house, and I
couldn't get anyone to come remove it, I'd kill it myself as a last resort.
As much as I think this is Cool As Hell, it's also extremely dangerous to
have something like that around your house alive and not know where
it's hiding, or when it will strike. If you can have people who know what
they're doing come and remove it, that's the best solution, but if everyone
basically leaves it up to you, and refuses to help..... SNAKE, Meet
My Friend Mr Remington

Do they like to eat kobeer flavored people?

[Cocklover]

Call the zoo or call WISTV...they'll do a story on it and probably you'll get someone to respond that can come remove it....

[treys1986]

He would be dead. Just couldnt take the risk with a three year old.

[Spurticus]

Originally Posted by lencho30

You got to let us know what happens!

Too bad we're about 150 miles from you uncle Ted.... He'd be there in
a heartbeat, and it'd be on display at their place by suppertime tonight !

[ACPhilson]

Originally Posted by Hog

I'm sorry y'all but if I had walked up on that thing in my yard. After getting over my heart attack and cleaning my pants, that would have been a dead mo fo.

I definitely had a TTC moment (turd touching cotton). But I really dont want to kill it. Its not his fault he was released by some asshole that didnt want to care for him anymore. He wasnt aggressive, but that doesnt mean he wont get that way either...

[Cocklover]

have you seen it anywhere yet this morning? or are you not looking? LOL...I'd be afraid to...

[ACPhilson]

Originally Posted by Spurticus

AC.... If you can't get any help from DNR or The Riverbanks Zoo,
Look up the number and call The Savannah River Project in Aiken SC.
It's one of the world's largest sites for studying Reptile and Anphibian
species. I'm Positive they would come and get it out of your yard without
Killing it.

This is a great idea. I will do that, if the zoo wont help. No one really seems to want to do anything about this. Amazing man.